Make it, love it, comment about it and share it with your friends. The recipe below for a vegan sour cream is something that some cool tanned blonde person would probably come up with but I came up with it first, HA! I’m pretty sure that they don’t even fart and, if they do, it smells of peaches). Something like that would NEVER happen to tanned blondes.
CASHEW SOUR CREAM RECIPE VEGAN SKIN
Instead, I had red splotches on my skin for over a week because I was allergic to the oil that the lady firmly suggested I use. I may have the hair color, but I have never been tanned in my life(not even that one time when I used a tanning bed.
CASHEW SOUR CREAM RECIPE VEGAN FREE
Why the hell can tanned blondes sport dirty ass bird feathers and make it look like something out of a Free People catalog? I could never pull that shit off. If I wore a fucking rope around my head people would treat me really nice and hold the door for me because I look so “special”.Īnd feathers. I’m pretty sure they sometimes hang out with Johnny Depp and Jeff Bridges and they for sure make their own hooch.Īlso, now that I’m thinking about it, the cool tanned blondies always wear some type of rope or leather thing around their head and it looks damn good. They’re always the ones who do crazy cool shit like make sail boats by hand and sail around the world, build their own houses from mud and empty wine bottles and drive cars that they’ve single-handedly engineered to run on trash.
I, on the other hand was either ghost white from diligent sunscreen application or bright red, like the nose of mother fucking Rudolph, because I too wanted to be tanned but WHO GETS TANNED WHILE WEARING SPF 5000? A few weeks after that her skin was the color of a UPS truck and her hair was nearly platinum. In the summer we would play by the river and by the end of one day her skin looked like it was kissed perfectly by the sun. I had a friend once when I was little who had super blonde hair, the kind of blonde that had no dishwater in it, only blonde. To those people I ask, do you color your pubic hair for consistency? <- not being sarcastic. There are also the people who are not blonde or tanned but they try their luck at it anyway. There are two types of blonde people: those who get tanned and those who don’t.
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